Creative Writing: A World Without Engineers
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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, on the planet Zovirax,
there was an evil king, King Syphilis, who was mighty pleased with himself, for
he had just banished all the engineers on the planet to work in the Pixie Stick
Powder mines on the moons of Gluteus. "You see," he told his sycophantic
servants and lackeys, "I have solved ....
Middle of paper
.... me my plutonium phasor gun, so that I may vaporize this impudent
guy," ordered the king.
"I'm sorry, my good King Syphilis," replied another servant. "Since you
deported all the nuclear engineers to the powder mines, we have been unable to
operate the plutonium powered phasor gun."
Now the king was really mad. "I'm really mad!" said the king. "Bring me
my limousine, so that I may repeatedly run over these contumelious servants of
mine."
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Number of words: 543
Number of pages: 2 (approx. 250 words per double-spaced page)
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